Friday, April 10, 2015

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven



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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven   

1st woman:     Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman:    Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?

1st woman:     I froze to death.

2nd woman:    How horrible!

1st woman:     It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...What about you?

2nd woman:    I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:    Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.  


PRICELESS


HT:A

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