Tuesday, May 19, 2015

West Virginia Republican says rape can be ‘beautiful’ if it produces a child

West Virginia Republican says rape can be ‘beautiful’ if it produces a child

I am NOT a Republican, I'm not a Democrat either but it's idiots like this that make it impossible for me to be a Republican. I guess this guy has a shitty outlook on life what with his head so far up his ass and all.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Newly Released Documents Indicate Key Hillary Clinton Claim on Emails Was Not True | TheBlaze.com

Newly Released Documents Indicate Key Hillary Clinton Claim on Emails Was Not True | TheBlaze.com

DRIP, DRIP, DRIP...

The media’s reaction to Seymour Hersh’s bin Laden scoop has been disgraceful - Columbia Journalism Review

The media’s reaction to Seymour Hersh’s bin Laden scoop has been disgraceful - Columbia Journalism Review

"SEYMOUR HERSH HAS DONE THE PUBLIC a great service by breathing life into questions surrounding the official narrative of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Yet instead of trying to build off the details of his story, or to disprove his assertions with additional reporting, journalists have largely attempted to tear down the messenger."



It's because the media is protecting Obama. Really simple isn't it.

Great Dance Routine: James Cagney and Bob Hope



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ISIS claims to have taken Ramadi, Pentagon admits terror group 'has the advantage' | Fox News

ISIS claims to have taken Ramadi, Pentagon admits terror group 'has the advantage' | Fox News

Isn't this exactly what was predicted would happen when Obama pulled out of Iraq? Now what? Is he going to send troops back in? SNAFU

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

HANDICAPPED PARKING

 HANDICAPPED PARKING Today I had to go to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.  I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.  The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!”  Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your Hillary bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”  She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.  Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!
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Sunday, May 10, 2015

Newfie road work

Newfie road work
A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan hired Herb from Newfoundland, to paint the yellow line down the middle of route 32 heading up toward Prince Albert. He was skeptical about hiring him since he didn't have any painting background, but he appeared enthusiastic and told him that he really needed the job. At least his wife Lorrie- Jane, told him so. 

He explained to Herb,  that his work day would be to complete
2 miles of centre line on the road.
 He was  set up with brushes and paint and his boss got him  started.
 After  the first day, the supervisor was pleased to find that he'd painted 4 miles  of road in his 8 hour shift, instead of the two expected of him.
 He  told Herb,  that he did an excellent job, and said how pleased he was with his  progress.



On the second day, Herb completed painting just the 2 miles


On the second day, Herb completed painting just the 2 miles
of road that was asked of him.

       His  supervisor was surprised, because on the first day, he had completed twice as  much work. But he didn't say anything, since 2 miles of road was

the amount  that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it,

the amount  that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it,
and to look  forward to the next day when he was sure that Herb would pick

up the pace  again.


         
On day 3, the supervisor was disappointed to learn that in his 8 hour shift, Herb completed painting only 1 mile of road.  Herb  was called to  the supervisor's office and asked what was the  problem. 
"On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles  of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road.  What's the problem,  Herb?"
 
"Well," Herb replied, "I'll tell you watt is da problem dare boy, but I taught  a smart man like you would figger it out fer  yourself. 
Every  day I got farder and farder away from da paint  can."

Oblivious Engagement | AFV

Saturday, May 9, 2015

The government spent two years deciphering the song “Louie Louie” before realizing the Copyright Office had the lyrics

The government spent two years deciphering the song “Louie Louie” before realizing the Copyright Office had the lyrics | Rare

The government isn't much smarter today.

Muslim tribute band









Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi".
Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you,” “Rocket LauncherMan,” “You’re 6, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine,” Their last song,"Living on a Prayer Mat," almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim dude started bragging about how he had the entireKoran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn mea copy?" Well that was when the trouble started. Some pricks haveNO sense of humor!
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Thursday, May 7, 2015

Sex by chain letter. It works!

Sex by chain letter.  It works!I never send chain letters, but this one works.  You will be offered sex by simply passing it on!  It's incredible! Send “OBAMA LOVES YOU” to ten recipients.  At least 9 will reply telling you to go fuck yourself . 
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Monday, May 4, 2015

40 Years to Find My Family



As you watch this heartwarming story realize that it is happening all over again with ISIS and other equally barbaric groups. Let us not wait till it is too late to do something about this. Let us not let history repeat itself.

Hot Girl with Balls Prank - Spring Break 2015

This is for all the grandfathers out there

This is for all the grandfathers out there.

Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert, and liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Imagine, asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grandson asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added, (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch!"

Touches the heart doesn't it?

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