Friday, April 17, 2015

Idle Thoughts of one Wandering Mind

  I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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  Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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  I am neither for nor against apathy.

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  All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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  If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

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  What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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  They told me I was gullible ....and I believed them.

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  Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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  Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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  One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.

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  My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.

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  I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

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  The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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  How can there be self-help groups?

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  Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

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  Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
HT:J

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