Thursday, March 14, 2013

All Crumpled Up



"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
 
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.
 
"No," I said.

 She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."


HT:J