Sunday, September 20, 2015

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar...

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:“The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”Trump: “No the other one:”Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”Trump: “No, the other one.”Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
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