Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Randy the rooster

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house – three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again – WHAM! He gets all the geese!
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught – worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob – stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful – and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh, they’re getting closer “

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Hillary Clinton Has The Most Statistically Improbable Coin-Toss Luck Ever | TheBlaze.com

Hillary Clinton Has The Most Statistically Improbable Coin-Toss Luck Ever | TheBlaze.com

"If Sanders had won half of the coin tosses and split the six delegates three and three with Clinton, he would have finished at 698.49 delegates to Clinton’s 696.57."



As the old saying goes, "If you believe this I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you."



Is anybody surprised?

Sometimes, Iowa Democrats award caucus delegates with a coin flip

Sometimes, Iowa Democrats award caucus delegates with a coin flip

So Clinton wins all of them with a coin toss? With luck like that she should go to Vegas and forget being president... Assuming of course that it was luck, this is Clinton after all...

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Donald Trump taps the right's anger against Fox News - CNNPolitics.com

Donald Trump taps the right's anger against Fox News - CNNPolitics.com

The distinction that Fox is somehow different, somehow better than all the other media is now gone. They all have the same goal, maintain the status quo, keep their cushy jobs, their social status and lock the door behind them to anyone who rocks the boat. Go Trump.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Trump

66 (Old) Movie Dance Scenes Mashup (Mark Ronson-Uptown Funk ft.Bruno Mars)



Happy feet...