A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville , NC .
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living shit out of a flag burning, cop hating, Obama loving protester."
The priest says, "My son, I' am here to forgive your sins,
not to discuss your community service."
Last night, I beat the ever-living shit out of a flag burning, cop hating, Obama loving protester."
The priest says, "My son, I' am here to forgive your sins,
not to discuss your community service."
