Muslim tribute band
Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi".
Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you,” “Rocket LauncherMan,” “You’re 6, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine,” Their last song,"Living on a Prayer Mat," almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim dude started bragging about how he had the entireKoran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn mea copy?" Well that was when the trouble started. Some pricks haveNO sense of humor!