Idle Thoughts of one Wandering Mind

  I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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  Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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  I am neither for nor against apathy.
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  All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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  If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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  What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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  They told me I was gullible ....and I believed them.
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  Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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  Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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  One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
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  My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
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  I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
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  The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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  How can there be self-help groups?
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  Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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  Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

HT:J