Some have asked what I'm doing in retirement:

Some have asked what I'm doing in retirement:



Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.



The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”



So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.



Work starts this Monday.

HT:J